Limbaugh Detained by Customs on Returning from Bangkok

Customs Officer: If you'll step over here, sir, we'll just see what's in your luggage...
Rush Limbaugh: Oh, you don't need to look through that, that's just...
Customs Officer: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Rush Limbaugh: That's not mine.
Customs Officer: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Customs Officer: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Customs Officer: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Rush Limbaugh....

[That's all, folks]