Civilization is Doomed

You know what I don't care about? Football.

You know what I really don't care about? The quote Super Bowl unquote.

You know what I really, really don't care about? The ads they show during the quote Super Bowl unquote.

You know what I really, really, really don't care about? The cost of the ads they show during the quote Super Bowl unquote.

The fact that the quote news unquote carries even a single story about any of the above topics (much less thousands about all of them) is in itself proof that Americans are morons.

[That's all, folks]