5,000

Congratulations to Larkohio, the 5,000th visitor to If I Ran the Zoo. Back when Praxxus was #1,000, all I could offer him was my undying gratitude. This deserves a bigger prize, though, so you win my undying gratitude...times five.

I'd like to offer hearty thanks to all my regular readers, all the kind folks in the Middle East who get here by Googling 'zoo sex', the people who come here looking for Dr. Suess, my occasional readers at Fort Meade who check in whenever I mention CIFA (hey, here they come!), and the good people in Representative Pombo's office (I'm sure you guys hate your boss as much as I do). The number wouldn't be nearly this big without you all.

[That's all, folks]