The Pivot/Lipton Meme

Kvatch, over at Blognonymous, started a meme based on Bernard Pivot's ten questions (as popularized by James Lipton on Inside the Actor's Studio). I got tagged, or sort of tagged myself, so here goes:

What is your favorite word? Eviscerate.

What is your least favorite word? Timesheets.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Wilderness. The Sierra, in particular.

What turns you off? Suburbia.

What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker. I say 'eviscerate the motherfucker' a lot.

What sound or noise do you love? Thunder, when it's really close and lasts a long time.

What sound or noise do you hate? James fucking Blunt. Okay, I could name about a thousand others...but he's a particular annoyance right now.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bush pilot in Alaska.

What profession would you not like to do? Waste management. Legit or not.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Here, have a martini. And by the way, you look really goddamn good for 175 years old."

Tag, you're it: Deborah, Maurinsky, and KarenM.

Update: Deborah, Maurinsky and KarenM have all posted their answers.

Other update: When I tagged Deborah, Maurinsky, and Karen, I didn't mean to un-tag anybody else. Everyone is welcome to play. Enjoy!

[That's all, folks]