Random-Day-of-the-Week Random Ten Random Things

(1) Stapler
(2) Kleenex
(3) Styrofoam cup marred with grooves from a ballpoint pen
(4) Bottle of Windex
(5) Tylenol
(6) Strange little knickknack that looks like a pair of binoculars but is actually a butane lighter
(7) Mother's Day
(8) Jellybean
(9) Die Schreibtischzauberkeit!! (My mock-Gestapo name for ECL's^* "Clean Desk Policy")
(10) Lugubriousness


^*ECL = Evil Corporate Leviathan, my employer

[That's all, folks]