Iraqi Politics, McCain Style

Shiite: We need bullshit because for 40 years the Sunnis suppressed the Shiite majority in Iraq. Only bullshit can protect us from the Sunnis doing it again.

Sunni: On the contrary, we need bullshit to protect the Sunni minority from oppression by the Shiites. Without bullshit, Iraq would become a Shiite-dominated client state of Iran. Or break up. Whatever. Only bullshit can hold Iraq together.

McCain: Okay, guys. Let's stop the bullshit.

Shiite & Sunni [together]: Whoa! Dude! Why didn't we think of that?

(Hat tip: Shakespeare's Sister)

[That's all, folks]