Our Big Advantage Over the Apes

It's funny--you don't really think about all the things you need your thumb for (likethespacebarforexample) until you cut the living shit out of it trying to open a can of chili and you bleed like a stuck pig all over the place through several changes of multi-layer gauze bandage and even when it stops bleeding it hurts to put any pressure on it so it's basically useless.

Makes you think, is all I'm saying.

[That's all, folks]