Future Headlines - You Call That A Bomb!?

Washington (f-A-ke. P.) -

U.S. GEOLOGIC SURVEY ANNOUNCES SO-CALLED 'BOMB' WAS IN THE NANO-TON RANGE.

NORTH KOREA ADMITS THAT DEAR LEADER'S DISCOVER OF ZOTZ COULD HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A NUCLEAR DETONATION.

WORLD OUTRAGED. BUSH CALLS FOR EMBARGO ON SHIPMENTS OF 'RETRO' CANDIES TO NORTH KOREA.

(Thanks to the Praguetwin for the inspiration.)