Wingnut Mad Libs

You know how Mad Libs works: somebody has a text with blanks in strategic places; the players are asked to fill in those blanks with, as required, a noun, an adjective, a place, and so on. The text in this case is the deathless prose of some wingnut blogger; you, gentle readers, are the players. I ask you collectively to fill in the blanks (see list below) in this wingnut Mad Lib. Go wild with the list; the sillier the better, and the more choices suggested for each item the better. If we try, we might make it nearly as absurd as the original. I will pick and choose among the answers, and post the resulting Mad Lib tonight or tomorrow morning.

1) Political label
2) Political party
3) Direction
4) Former President
5) Laudatory adjective
6) Country
7) Year
8) Very bad thing
9) Current politician
10) Other very bad thing
11) Good thing
12) Other good thing
13) Insult
14) Noun
15) Class of people
16) Dollar amount
17) Academic discipline
18) Derogatory adjective
19) Adjective
20) Color
21) Phobia
22) Other current politician
23) Other academic discipline
24) Recepticle
25) Noun
26) Philosophical label
27) Other country
28) Other other country

[Apologies to whoever has done this before me, which I'm pretty sure somebody has. They must have.]

[That's all, folks]