I Want My Goddamned Spectacle

Saddam Hussein was convicted today and sentenced to hang for crimes against Iraqis.

Wow...big surprise there. But after the most expensive prosecution in human history, I have to ask: We've spent $400B and all we get is a hanging!? For that price I would expect to see the gates of Hell open and Satan himself emerge to duck-walk Saddam down into the fiery pit.

I want my goddamned spectacle...on national TV!