Treason in Defense of Slavery Yankee: A Status Report

[Requested by Ahab]

What has Treason in Defense of Slavery Yankee been up to? Well...let's start with the statistics...

To begin with, he has eight separate blog posts about Kerry. Eight. That's getting close to the line between obsessive and stalker. They can be summed up as follows:

Kerry slandered the troops.
Kerry lied about slandering the troops.
Kerry hates the troops.
Kerry's 'apology' is insincere.
Kerry lied about hating the troops.
Everything Kerry says slanders the troops.
Did I mention that Kerry hates the troops, and lied about it?

And so on, ad nauseam (or, more precisely, ad way past nauseam).

Then there are three posts about that New York Times story on the administration's release of sensitive nuclear information proving Saddam had nuclear capability in 2002, because he was close to having it before the first Gulf War. Shorter TIDOS Yankee (and all the other wingnuts): linear time is an illusion propagated by the lying liberal MSM.

Also, he has a hissy fit at Andrew Sullivan for saying the military had abandoned kidnapped soldier Ahmed al-Taei--when, in fact, all they did was withdraw from the checkpoints around Sadr City that they had set up in order to, um, find al-Taei. The second post triumphantly links to a report that the military is negotiating for al-Taei's release. (Take that, Sully! Neener neener neener!) The triumphant tone is a bit puzzling, though, since TIDOS Yankee doesn't approve of paying ransom or otherwise appeasing terrorists; it's unclear to me what that leaves that could conceivably be effective. Call me crazy, but I don't think he'd be this sanguine if Clinton had abandoned military efforts to retrieve an American soldier.

Finally, we have a post about how terrorist leaders are hoping America votes Democrat. The source is the ever-reliable WorldNet Daily, so we know it must be true, just like the stuff about Hillary murdering Vincent Foster. Also, the fact that the people quoted have nothing to do with al Qaeda or hostile Iraqi militias is completely irrelevant. Look! Something shiny!

So there you have it. Now for the SAT question: based on the above passage, TIDOS Yankee is as dumb as:

a) A stump;
b) A post;
c) Dirt;
d) A box of rocks;
e) All of the above.

Try not to take too much time answering this one.

[That's all, folks]