Tagged

Ben Varkentine tagged me with this meme. I'm afraid my answers aren't very interesting. Especially in the dare section...I'm really not a very daring person.

FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Blue cheese. With chunks of blue cheese in it.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. In 'n Out Burgers.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. The Helmand (Afghani restaurant on Broadway).

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Between 15% and 20%.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Bacon.

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Clark's Teaberry.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. At work: a shot of Cherry Creek Canyon in Emigrant Wilderness. At home: a shot I took Wednesday night while playing around with the new tripod.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2.

BIOLOGY

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Curiosity.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Nope.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Sight.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I don't know; I haven't been to the dentist in a while.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. A 50-lb. sack of bread flour, on Monday.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes. No. Maybe.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Walter. Hell, I don't know--that's just the first name that came to mind.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Do mosquitoes and gnats count?

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not that I can think of.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Probably not.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Maybe.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Maybe.

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Probably not.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Probably not.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yes.

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Absolutely. (Is MySpace that thing that all the young kids are into now? Just wondering.)

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Keys, key card for work, kleenex.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I'm not sure; I've seen it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. Does Jody count?

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. Zero.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Got a speeding ticket in Nevada. Hell, I didn't think they had speed limits in Nevada.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. If I could get paid for doing this...

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. That's a complicated question.

Q: Last person you called?
A. An associate in the DC office.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The shower.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Get into the backcountry again (Memorial Day weekend, Kibbie ridge and the lakes east of there in Yosemite NP).

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Battle of Algiers. I rock.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Yes and no.

I tag Evil Mommy, George, and Mike.

Update: George and Spyderkl have done theirs.