Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bullwinkle's Corner

Yes, kids, that's right -- it’s time for another installment of poetry for poetry’s sake. Today’s offering, a recent favorite of mine, is a sort of a bookend to the poem I contributed in comments to Nobody in Particular’s Bullwinkle session of two weeks ago. It goes like this:

AT THE POETRY READING

I can't keep my eyes off the poet's
wife's legs--they're so much more
beautiful than anything he might
be saying, though I'm no longer
in a position really to judge,
having stopped listening some time ago.
He's from the Iowa Writers Workshop
and can therefore get along fine
without my attention. He started in
reading poems about his childhood--
barns, cornsnakes, gradeschool, flowers,
that sort of stuff--the loss of
innocence he keeps talking about
between poems, which I can relate to,
especially under these circumstances.
Now he's on to science, a poem
about hydrogen, I think, he's trying
to imagine himself turning into hydrogen.
Maybe he'll succeed. I'm imagining
myself sliding up his wife's fluid,
rhythmic, lusciously curved, black-
stockinged legs, imagining them arched
around my shoulders, wrapped around my back.
My God, why doesn't he write poems about her!
He will, no doubt, once she leaves him,
leaves him for another poet, perhaps,
the observant, uninnocent one, who knows
a poem when it sits down in a room with him.

--John Brehm
Your complaints, your accolades and of course your poetic contributions are welcomed in comments.