Happy Loyalty Day

How desperate is our ever-so-popular Codpiece-in-Chief? Desperate enough to revive a Cold War relic in the forlorn hope of...hell, I don't even know what they hope to accomplish with this shit any more.

Yes, it's true: May 1 is not just for workers and Pagans and Flightsuit Boy. It's also for people who are loyal.

As in, not disloyal.

And what is 'disloyal'? Well, I think the definition is best (or most baldly) stated by a particularly stupid wingnut named MacsMind, in a post titled "America cannot afford the Democratic Party anymore". That's exactly what Bush was fishing for with this silliness. They aren't saying it themselves, of course...because they know some idiot will say it for them.

It'd be sad if it weren't so funny, and it'd be funny if it weren't so sad.