Please also see these fine contributions from Mike, Kelly, George, dday, Deb, Ben, Kathy, Brave Sir Robin, and SAP.
I think it would have worked out between us, if not for the foot hair issue.
"Please listen closely and try to understand what I'm saying to you, OK? Your ... hat ... brim ... is ... embedded ... in ... my ... forehead!"
Although federal regulations prohibit any commercial grower from adding hormones or steroids to chicken products, industry sources say enforcement has been lax under the current administration.
"Ladies, we appreciate your willingness to testify before the Judiciary Committee; however, please let Mr. Rove know that after we examine you thoroughly -- er, that is to say, when we are finished questioning you, which should only take a week or so -- we will insist that Mr. Rove himself appear to testify."
"You know, Bud, in some ways, dolphins are smarter than humans."
"Yes, Sandy, I know that...but what's Flipper trying to say now?"
"What is it, Flipper? ... he's saying 'Impeach ... the ... motherf--' ... FLIPPER!!!"
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