Please also see these fine contributions from Kathy, spyderkl, nash, Kelly, George (with bonus), Catherine, and Ben Varkentine.
Desparate to keep the crowds down, he hired an accordion player to play the theme from Gilligan's Island over and over for the people waiting in line.
If you don't like what's on it after you pull it out, don't stick it up your nose in the first place.
"My client declines to make any comment regarding Mr. Foghorn Leghorn, pending the outcome of the court case."
Another Daily Intelligence Brief is prepared for the President.
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