Monday, September 24, 2007
Justice League of America is impressive, Ms. -- um -- Woman, I'm sorry to tell you that -- unfortunately -- it doesn't qualify you to replace Alberto Gonzalez at the Department of Justice."
Thank you for your inquiry. We have determined that -- although you are airborne, and although your engine is running -- your activities do not at this time meet FAA criteria to be classified as powered flight, and as such, are not governed by federal aviation regulations.
The Federal Aviation Administration
Then someone did just that.