Please see these fine contributions from Ben Varkentine (here and here), Brave Sir Robin, George, Generik, and Doug.
After visiting If I Ran The Zoo, a Democratic Ron Paul volunteer attempts suicide with a box of Krispy Kremes.
"Parachute? What parachute? We're Libertarians -- just relax and enjoy your freedom!"
Travelers paying reasonable fares, arriving at their destinations on time, and not taking their shoes off? I think I speak for Ron Paul supporters everywhere when I say it's clearly an international conspiracy to destroy our American way of life.
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