There Are Two Kinds of Republican Sex

David Vitter. Bob Allen. Duke Cunningham. Ted Haggard. Richard Curtis. Randall Tobias.

Michael Flory. Glenn Murphy. Ted Klaudt. Mark Foley. Dick Dasen. Carey Lee Cramer. Samuel Kent. David Hager.

There are two kinds of Republican sex: the non-consensual kind, and the kind they have to pay for.

Update: added a really obvious one I had overlooked; thanks to S. W. Anderson for reminding me.

Other Update: T. Paine, in comments, reminds me of FDA chief David Hager.