Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Year to Quit Sniffing Glue

To everyone for whom 2007 was a miserable, worthless shithole of a year that even if you only paid 29 cents for it at a Dollar Store you would still not only demand your money back but probably get a lawyer and sue their asses for peddling such a damaged, damaging product: here's hoping your 2008 is much, much better. I would say it can't possibly be worse, but I know fate has a way of laughing its ass off at people who say things like that.

Anyway, Happy New Year, to the extent that 'happy' is possible, and good goddamn riddance to 2007.