In his "Deep Thought" Section Atrios notes what has been keeping me up all night:
Deep Thought
McCain knows how to win wars. He said so himself.
But you know, that just isn't good enough. I'd pay 1000.00 quatloos to Senator McCain if he can just tell me exactly WHICH WARS HE HAS WON?*
*Mere participation or imprisonment in the Boer, the Crimea, the Civil, or the Hundred Years or the Peloponnesian Wars will not count as an official "win" but will be noted for the history books.
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