Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Other Clinton

Bill's speech was a dismal failure because he neglected to say Obama smells like English Leather. Obviously, he's trying to undermine the nominee.

(In non-Fox News world, though, it was a great speech--a gracious speech, and a persuasive speech, making a solid case for Obama as Obama where (say the Fox drones) Senator Clinton just made the case for Obama as not-McCain.

But what do I know? I'm a bear--I suck the heads off of fish.)

Oh, also--how sweet must it be for John Kerry to press the flip-flop attack on McCain? As Jody said, he's earned it.