There Are Many Mansions

But what the dumbfuck needed was a single, prop Everyman ranch, just like Gipper and Chimp. Needed: as in several months ago.

Luckily, there is another way -- one of Everyman's S+L's forecloses on one of Everywoman's mansions.

Problem solved.

P.S. This is my new "Brian Rogers" style of post.