This "dysfunctional family letter generator " seems to me to need tweaking since I need to send it to Congress every so often:
Dear Congressman X/Wallstreet/Bush Administration/ William Kristol/ NRO staff: ruined fucked up invalidated pissed on manipulated screwed ignored me all of my life. If you had a clue had half a brain had a life had any balls knew shit from shinola had access to sharp objects you'd be dangerous. I have had it up to here reached the end of my rope a daily appointment with my therapist now had shock therapy to try to forget your existence decided to pretend that I am adopted moved from the state because you have lied to me cheated on me stolen from me misled me manipulated me been busted criticized me one too many times. I have always often frequently sometimes usually looked the other way, which makes me uncompassionate and unsympathetic codependent an enabler a doormat almost as dumb as you another one of your victims . This time you have taken your psycho bitchiness to the next level gone too far hit an all time low, even for you burned all your bridges alienated everyone painted yourself into a corner thrown the baby out with the bathwater . I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of shit a ticking time bomb the stupidest human being on the face of this planet a bonehead loser the missing link definitely taking the wrong meds sucking the life out of me a drain on my mental and financial resources . You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs alcohol cigarettes self indulgence self diagnosis hooch welfare and get a job week long benders . You must be the product of inbreeding bipolar emotionally immature narcissistic borderline paranoid avoidant dependent obsessive-compulsive . You are a CRAZY BITCH EVIL VICIOUS SICK a DUMBASS in CAHOOTS a MONSTER IMMORAL a COWARD ! It is time for you to get off your pity pot finish off the job get a new psychiatrist, preferably one that actually graduated stop screwing up your life stop digging deeper holes stop being a leech stop playing the victim grow up look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn't) . Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat I would rather claw out my eyes than see you I have an appointment in HELL that I just can not get out of I am in too FOUL of a mood my car just can't make the trip I have better things to do I have to wash my hair the thought of seeing you gives me a panic attack . Go to hell Drop dead Go away Piss off See you in hell Breathlessly awaiting your reply you waste of space piece of shit dumb witch stupid cow evil bitch titty baby total psycho ,
PS: Please do not reply back,
I want NO explanations there is a restraining order against you the subject is CLOSED this email address is dead I never want to hear from you again I am sick of hearing your BS we have gone back to bed . I need time to
forget that you ever existed heal emotionally cut your face out of every family photo prepare my next email bomb contact my lawyer for the restraining order find a new therapist change all my phone numbers report your whereabouts to the repo man Signed, Aimai
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