Friday, September 05, 2008

My Dream

I dreamed obama was waffling on about his tax policy and McCain's tax policy and how "McCain thinks you are rich if you make 5 million dollars a year" and in the dream I rapped my knuckles on the table in front of him and shouted "No!" This is what you say:

Under my tax policy if you don't make enough for your wife to afford Cindy McCain's earrings, you won't see your taxes go up. Senator McCain's wife wore 300,000 dollars worth of clothes and jewels on one night of the Republican Convention--and she probably wasn't the only one. They brought in Sarah Palin, who makes ______ dollars a year as governor of alaska, to tell you that the Republicans were against taxing you. Not true. They are against raising taxes on themselves. They don't want to pay for the mess they've made in New Orleans, Iraq, and Afghanistan. But they know as well as everyone else that George Bush's disasterous wars can't continue to be charged on a credit card. Bush and McCain have bankrupted America in more than one way and whoever comes in is going to have to clean up the mess. America, its a clear choice: we either ask the richest X percent to pay their fair share--people who spend more in one night than you ever dreamed of making in one year--or we will all end up paying for their party.