Sunday, September 14, 2008

Why I love the Bloggosphere

Crooks and Liars linked to this blog today and when I went over I had my only real laugh of the day.

From the Blog Post entitled:

"The Niggaro Universe..."

****Because of the hole in the space time continuum created by the Large Hadron Collider, the Niggaro Universe has overwritten the universe of We Are Respectable Negroes. Scientists are diligently working to correct this problem, and it should be rectified in the next few days. For now, because of the influence of this alternate reality things are changed. Our Barack Obama is now "Barack O'Bama," a white Republican, Sarah Palin is a black Democrat, Joe Biden is Joe Biden but just a Republican, and John McCain is a maverick, Democratic populist. Zora, Gordon, and Chauncey have been replaced by their doppelgangers from the Niggaro Universe. They are the same, yet different. If you too have been changed by the disruption of the space time continuum do not feel obligated to resist. Instead, indulge your new self until this Crisis on Negro Earths is remedied****

Quick thought experiment: Imagine that a Republican candidate had graduated at the bottom of his class. Be honest—such a Republican wouldn’t be able to sniff the presidency, not in a million years; yet the last two Democratic candidates, George W. Bush and now John McCain, have a proven record of mediocrity. They only got ahead because of their daddies. Call it affirmative action by nepotism.

Republicans produce proud candidates who forge their own paths. Consider Republican war hero John Kerry, whose stellar combat record was shamelessly savaged by the liberal media during his 2004 Presidential campaign.
Oh, just go over there and read the whole thing. In fact, read several month's worth of the whole thing. These guys are brilliant, in any universe.