Friday, October 24, 2008

Flail

The more I look at the McCain Campaign and its robo-calls the more it reminds me of this in bizzarro world. As far as I can see McCain's "Barack is Fixing Your Bicycle" site would look like this:

BARACK OBAMA IS A CELEBRITY
BARACK OBAMA STUTTERS
BARACK OBAMA IS A SMOOTH OPERATOR
BARACK OBAMA WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET ELECTED
BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING SO WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE THINKS
BARACK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST
BARACK OBAMA IS A MUSLIM
BARACK OBAMA IS AN ANGRY BLACK CHRISTIAN
BARACK OBAMA KILLS WOMB BABIES
BARACK OBAMA KILLS BABIES NOT IN THE WOMB
BARACK OBAMA LOVES PEDOPHILES
BARACK OBAMA IS GAY
BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T WANT TO LOCK UP CRIMINALS
BARACK OBAMA IS NOT AMERICAN
BARACK OBAMA IS INDONESIAN
BARACK OBAMA IS KENYAN
BARACK OBAMA IS THE SECRET LOVECHILD OF TWO AMERICAN PEOPLE SO HE'S STILL AFRICAN
BARACK OBAMA LOVES STEM CELL RESEARCH
BARACK OBAMA WANTS TO KILL YOUR GRANDMOTHER WITH CUTS TO MEDICAL RESEARCH
BARACK OBAMA CAN'T DO ANYTHING
BARACK OBAMA WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY BRING ABOUT A TOTALITARIAN SOCIALIST UTOPIA

etc...

If I could I'd sneak into their system and re-write their little algorithm to say
BARACK OBAMA IS DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE AND POOPING ON YOUR HEADS.