As tbogg goes under the knife at some undisclosed location, for something I'd rather not contemplate, stand in awe of this paragraph and send good thoughts his way:
E-mail lists? Domain names? Blogger, please... Third World thugs got nothin' on the Penn Avenue Crazee 202's who would just as soon pop some html in your ass as look at you. Kind of makes you long for the days when the Obama campaign was satisfied with selling hope crack to the white suburban college kids. Now you can't even walk the streets without worrying about a drive-by twittering.
tbogg I love you.