Quote Of The Week (Last Week, Anyway)

"[Jason] Mesnick [The Bachelor on the reality show of the same name] then dumped his fianceé [the winner of the contest between 25 candidates] Melissa in favor of the first runner-up, Molly, and -- this being America -- he did that to her face, on national television. According to Entertainment Weekly, Mesnick is now the most hated public figure in the country, so of course the Republican Party claimed him as their new leader..."

-- Peter Sagal on Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me!