Monday, August 14, 2006

Silver Lining

Over at Pandagon, Pam Spaulding mentions the declining housing market in the U.S., and she touches on the question of what will happen to the nation's idiot-mansions*—both those whose occupants can no longer afford them and the unaffordable ones still being built.

If all of this puts the economy in a tailspin, that's very bad … but every cloud has a silver lining. If the market for idiot-mansions goes away, then presumably, they'll eventually stop building the stupid, ugly things and desecrating the land with them. Just think: all the overpaid, good-for-nothing corporate assholes might have to rejoin the human race. I'd live in a tent for a few months to see that happen.

*Most people call them "McMansions." I call them idiot-mansions. If you have to ask why, you wouldn't understand.

[That's all, folks]