Future Headlines - WoT Expands to Second Life

WAR ON TERRORISM EXPANDS TO SECOND LIFE

"WE MUST FIGHT THEM IN THERE, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM OUT HERE," BUSH SAYS

'SURGE' INTO SECOND LIFE ANNOUNCED

CHICKENHAWKS RUSH TO SIGN UP, SAY "BETTER IN THERE THAN IN IRAQ"

Updated 2007/08/02, 9:20 am:

SOCIETY OF JESUS TO SAVE SECOND LIFE'S SINNERS