Please also see these fine contributions from Ben Varkentine, dday, Patrick Johanneson, Generik, Deb, George, and jeopardygirl.
Today's question: If a Republican senator taps his foot in the adjacent stall, what does it mean?
"It means he's got a banana for you."
"He wants to discuss immigration policy."
"I think it means he wants to give you a bone."
"He wants you to reach into his pocket."
"Isn't it obvious, dear? He's run out of toilet paper, and he needs to borrow some of yours."
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