Important information on how to watch a movie

This weekend, I met my son's girlfriend. But wait, that's not the information. This sophisticated young lady, who has taken film history classes, had never seen Four Weddings and a Funeral. So that's what we did. We laughed, we cried, we bitched about Andie MacDowell.

So I taught her my trick. Here's how it works: You take Four Weddings and a Funeral, and you stand it next to Notting Hill. Then you squint really hard.

The result is Four Weddings and a Funeral, starring Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts. The perfect movie.